I wish Charles Bronson was around… To fucking hunt down and murder the people involved in this YouTube atrocity. Literally. I think all he had to go on, was some Vietnam buddy of his got burgled. For that, he annihilated scores of miscreants plaguing society’s everyday venues…

Goldblum - About to get Bronsoned

In that hope… of starting some sort of online “fatwah,” I’m re-posting this viral put out by  Wieden+Kennedy. In which they remind everyone that Adidas loves the World Cup. Nike apparently hates soccer and promotes it like Paris Hilton forced to write a term paper on Kirkegaard. “Couldn’t we like… just… write something funny instead?”

Yeah, if your idea of “funny” is watching the tired old chestnut of “Rock Mockumenarty,” getting Read the rest of this entry »