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Torrent Starz

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Neilsen ratings are not a true indication of what people under 35 are up to.

Case in point, the only good TV show on the air just got canceled. Party Down is a cynical comedy, following LA’s social underclass of “aspiring…” talent. So you have a burned out commercial actor,  a wannabe screenwriter, the sometimes model with a band and a comedian who keeps getting promising auditions. Of course the humor comes from watching all them fail, in small professional / personal / relationship opportunities that could break them free from the recurring nightmare, of temporary employment for party catering outfit that serves those more successful.

The joke of a show comprised of aspirational types, that ignore their current identity despite returning in pink bow-tie, episode after episode – is similar to what the Starz network must have been thinking in producing a series.

“What? Starz has a series? That cable network that no one watches?”

That’s the point. We don’t watch Starz. And they know that. So, we grab torrents of every episode of Party Down and engage with other people about discussing this show that Starz puts out. So now the cable channel with no identity gains some chatter. Not very different from branded content.

Yet… Despite inflating the Starz brand, this whole experiment is somehow judged as a flop… based on Neilsen ratings. Which in no way reflects the fact that everyone under 35 just watches torrents of TV Read the rest of this entry »

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Buying Blog Chatter

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To help with your New Year weight loss resolutions… Ad Age decided to throw some vomit-inducing terms at you today – “New Media Chatter,” “Trending Topics” and “Microblogging.” Great! All in the same piece explaining how completely random Coke and McDonald’s campaigns are somehow credited with Avatar’s box-office success. Let’s review…

On one level it was fun to hear that David Brent marketing speak again, years after The Office (UK) stopped making new episodes. It was also hysterical to see Ad Age credit non-existent Coke Zero for Avatar’s success. A brand we similarly haven’t seen around in years. Best of all though, are the totally random McDonald’s TV spots that are supposed be  “tie ins,” with the following winning copy…

“Experience a movie like no other, with a taste like no other.”

After watching the 70-minute YouTube searing of the The Phantom Menace, it became clear that Avatar isn’t exactly like “no other.” It’s essentially the new Phantom Menace, in that it should take about another 10 years before the media or anyone else can admit it sucks.

To counter the proposition that Avatar’s marketing budget of $150 million was well used in generating “new-media chatter,” we’d like to offer the following rebuttal…

You are full of shit!

$150 million budgeted to advertise a sure thing? The Phantom Menace is famous for barely doing any Read the rest of this entry »

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Viral Video Redux

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"I Love America"

"I Love America"

How is it, that something that was hot years ago… is back? It seemed like viral videos had all but vanished, except for an occasional teenage transvestite (or Old Dog’s Seth Green) defending Britney’s honor. In 2008, no client was going pay for your media department to produce a viral video campaign.

That’s all changed. Advertisers want “in” on where people are lurking. Which is Facebook, Twitter, etc… All despite any accepted metrics for measuring a brand’s social media presence. Just imagine what Wendy’s would pay to get in on LOLCats… Now, everyone is able to Read the rest of this entry »

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