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Google’s Zip Code Problem

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Since early Jan. if you typed NYC’s East Village zip code of 10009 into Google Maps, it said you were halfway up the Hudson – in no man’s land.

There’s a brief moment in The Social Network, where fake-Michael Cera confronts Facebook’s start-up CFO on the phone. His valid complaint is that a glitch like servers going down, even for a few minutes, can have wide sweeping ramifications for a portal that’s meant to keep everyone dependent on it.

Basically, the servers were down for part of a day… Google Maps hasn’t had a clue where the East Village is for two months!

Which means that if you want to look up movie times for Angelika, Film Forum or IFC using Google Movies, you  get info on what’s screening at Magic Johnson Theaters.

Which really blossoms out of control when you consider the number of apps and sites that use Google Maps at the core of their architecture. Wanna find a restaurant in one of the most Read the rest of this entry »

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Disposable Digital

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With anything digital, the talk is always of the “next great technological innovation,” rather than how good something currently is. Case in point, the amazing facial recognition apps, we had all just about forgotten about. Almost forgotten about, that was until Google Goggles announced they had the potential to identify any stranger on the street, if you provide them a cameraphone image. Which of course, is GPS tagged.

On one hand, it’s sort of interesting that the Orwellian tagging of Facebook and Flickr has given rise to an Orwellian society. Surveillance databases and the fact that no-one cares, result from the disposable nature of information today. There’s so much of it hitting you at once, that people are only expected to glance at walls, updates and amateur hate blogs with a cursory interest. One that has no depth, beyond grabbing sound-bites to repost elsewhere. What Wikipedia has allowed, is for people to gain a Cliff Note idea of concepts, without actually having any knowledge of them. No different than people laughing at ICP’s Miracles video, only to be confronted later with the fact they themselves don’t know how magnets work.  They just thought they did, by glancing over keywords like “North Pole,” “South Pole” and “metal”  – yet coming to no understanding. You can read more about our amateur post-modern philosophy, blaming the marketing perspective of Baby-Boomer culture for the benevolent view of today’s shit-pile, here.

Whereas people have always claimed to like something like The Royal Tennebaums, because it makes them feel smart to pretend to enjoy something they heard was based on Salinger, this new false Read the rest of this entry »

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HATEBOMB: Fuck Google – They’re The Evil Empire

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A lot of flack has been directed recently at China, for earlier this month invading a few GMail accounts of political dissidents and gathering information. Because of this breach of trust and lapse in common decency, Google has issued a statement rebuking this “attack” of cyber-espionage. Only Google’s open letter that they’re too ethical to stand for these violations, doesn’t really deserve a round of applause… The irony is, constant surveillance and breach of privacy is how Google makes its money. The real unsavory issue is that Google’s problem with China relates more to having a poor market share (30%) and the fact that they consider  the practice of “monitoring everyone” to be sovereign domain.

Much like the 70-minute grilling of The Phantom Menace, someone… anyone, needs to call “bullshit” on this whole altruistic notion that Google routinely invades your privacy as part of some endeavor to build a better world. You are just a fucking resource to them, with your personal profile information sold bulk to advertisers. As in Amazon ads that appear on your screen, based on your browsing history. Much like the Matrix / Daybreakers hive of bodies that are harvested in some mechanized dystopian future, each Read the rest of this entry »

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