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HATEBOMB: Vice Magazine

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Picture 10Years past having any relevance, Vice is clearly now just a hollow label for sale to ANY brand looking to drop some money on a misguided “co-branding” opportunity – five years too late. Much like a hooker in heels, Vice’s branding-arm Virtue sells “access” to youthful tastemakers in a manner equally indiscriminate of who’s money they take. Though this is tasteless brand dilution, the “cool” ‘boomer agency types wearing Ed Hardy shirts on the weekend can’t spot this. To them, Vice in 2009 is totally tight with so-called “tastemakers,” “hipsters” and “youth.”  Or so says their out-of-touch media. And that logic leads to the agency equivalent of buying a knockoff Chanel purse on Canal Street.

Sadly if they caught this same train five years ago, at least it would have included doing lines in the bathroom of some downtown club, whilst palling around with the magazine’s masthead and some B-list types like Johnny Knoxville. That IS what made Vice so grand in its heyday. Some cubicle joker from Read the rest of this entry »

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Geico Meets Playstation

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Geico or Playstation 3?

Why do agencies think they can put the same actor in television campaigns for different brands?

You’d think after hiring out a studio, building a set and having entire prop, wardrobe and design departments create an environment that extends the brand’s message – agency creatives wouldn’t fuck the whole thing up by hiring the same talent that’s pitching for someone else. Especially one that’s on-air at the exact same time, competing for attention…

One time, on a commercial shoot involving the Hamburger Helper glove puppet, it got delivered to set in an ARMORED CAR. The explanation from the agency was – this is “The Face” of the brand and it needs to be protected. Read the rest of this entry »

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Through Microsoft’s Looking Glass

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“Allows marketers to manage the conversation around their brands…”

Microsoft is planning to launch “Looking Glass” soon, which will enable brands to do some War Games monitoring of the “chatter” bouncing around this new advertising frontier of social media. Ironically, even though they have their own Silverlight and Windows Live platforms, Microsoft opted to open up a YouTube channel pimping this development. Today, who cares about using a competitor’s platform -- when Google search engine indexing is at hand?

Remember the Metallica “Black Album” backlash? It used to be people were protective of their personal space and little niche interests. During this by-gone era, the last thing Read the rest of this entry »

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