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Social Filter Apps To Come?

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At a recent SXSW Interactive 2010 mixer we witnessed the following – people bumping iPhones, exchanging Twitter usernames and buying their own drinks. Which is a polite way of saying a ton of people showed up looking to network on social media paydays, but no one seemed to be cashing in yet. It’s as if everyone was following advice collected from keynote addresses, blogs and whatnot on how to properly socialize in the year 2010. It seemed like a hollow charade mixed with peer pressure. As if anyone will be seen as confident players in some Web x.0 freaknik… by iPhoning these newer Twitter IDs instead of swapping older business cards.

Long story short, LonerBoner met a bunch of people who seemed self-employed, freelancing or downright unemployable. Yet all having the idea that they’re movers and shakers in this social media clusterfuck of Tweeting your mobile blog updates to some Facebook page. All these lanyard losers seemed proud of the fact they were dropping money to see the CEO of Twitter. Which is a little questionable, as he’s not a Jim Jones or even Tony Robbins type. His message is only one of creating an abundance of meaningless information. Yet people seem intent on adopting “The 4-Hour Work Week” to autoblogging or “running their own shop,” based on solely on repurposing the cloud of social media soundbites.

The real issue now, is how can this information overload be filtered so that anything of worth differentiates itself from the blather that makes up 99% of the peer cloud that your follow? While Read the rest of this entry »

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HATEBOMB: Vice Magazine

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Picture 10Years past having any relevance, Vice is clearly now just a hollow label for sale to ANY brand looking to drop some money on a misguided “co-branding” opportunity – five years too late. Much like a hooker in heels, Vice’s branding-arm Virtue sells “access” to youthful tastemakers in a manner equally indiscriminate of who’s money they take. Though this is tasteless brand dilution, the “cool” ‘boomer agency types wearing Ed Hardy shirts on the weekend can’t spot this. To them, Vice in 2009 is totally tight with so-called “tastemakers,” “hipsters” and “youth.”  Or so says their out-of-touch media. And that logic leads to the agency equivalent of buying a knockoff Chanel purse on Canal Street.

Sadly if they caught this same train five years ago, at least it would have included doing lines in the bathroom of some downtown club, whilst palling around with the magazine’s masthead and some B-list types like Johnny Knoxville. That IS what made Vice so grand in its heyday. Some cubicle joker from Read the rest of this entry »

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SNAKE OIL AWARD: BENJAMIN PALMER

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snakeoil_palmerThe CEO and co-founder of The Barbarian Group (link) has been awarded the November Snake Oil Award for his tireless pursuit of phantom achievements, tactless self-promotion and clueless ability to waste client money on ineffective stunts. All of course, whilst remaining truly obsolete in the digital world by incorporating everything we ridicule about postboomers.

However, our attention isn’t the only news garnered with this approach. It was recently rumored in the media that The Barbarian Group was being sold to Korea’s Cheil Worldwide for a mere quarter of its valuation. Good luck to Palmer on getting out while the getting’s good – or before he turns any older and more clueless in the world of digital advertising.

We first became aware of Benjamin Palmer, as he slouched in a chair during a panel discussion at New York Ad Week, doing his best impersonation of a K-hole. Though not wearing a bedazzled Ed Hardy Read the rest of this entry »

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