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Cyber Emo vs Vintage Virtual Reality

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A friend recently summed up the Facebook-era of online activity succinctly, stating “it feels as exciting or thought provocative as watching an episode of Ellen.” Adding the phrase, “it feels like your Mom’s internet.”

In many ways we agree. The whole online experience today feels like a time-wasting trip to the suburban mall. Maybe it’s all the senseless chatter, commercial signage and snapshot voguing that echos the food court environment. Or maybe it’s all the young girls.

That’s the one, great step forward in the social media era. It brought women, younger and older, into the once exclusively male and geek dominated domain of “cyberspace.” For a flash back to how this used to be, five seconds spent on ChatRoulette (link) will show you an anonymous webcam portrait of dudes in dorms, masturbating schlongs and more dudes in dorms. In other words, good luck finding women outside of the fluff communities of Facebook, Twitter, online retail and homogenized blogging.

Whereas all this social media stuff is purported to be keeping everyone connected, in reality it’s all just pretending your famous. Facebook / Twitter / et al are only about  emulating celebrity culture, with  followers tracking your every minute move like  stalker fans. It is just ego stroking,  borrowing from the culture of tabloid soundbites and newsmagazine fandom. As if everyone in corporate marketing is a rockstar wannabe. There is no real communication going on here.  Just people who are sold on the US Magazine / Access Hollywood view of America, and now simulate it being by both groupie and B-list famewhore.

Whereas this publicity environment of constant press-releases used to be the domain of the media, today the situation is brands trying to figure about how to excite all these miniature self-promoters to buzz about their latest product.

It wasn’t always this piss poor. The release of AVATAR has got us thinking of what a pussy time 2010 is. Which is even more depressing, when you where you consider where James Cameron took pop-culture Read the rest of this entry »

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Buying Blog Chatter

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To help with your New Year weight loss resolutions… Ad Age decided to throw some vomit-inducing terms at you today – “New Media Chatter,” “Trending Topics” and “Microblogging.” Great! All in the same piece explaining how completely random Coke and McDonald’s campaigns are somehow credited with Avatar’s box-office success. Let’s review…

On one level it was fun to hear that David Brent marketing speak again, years after The Office (UK) stopped making new episodes. It was also hysterical to see Ad Age credit non-existent Coke Zero for Avatar’s success. A brand we similarly haven’t seen around in years. Best of all though, are the totally random McDonald’s TV spots that are supposed be  “tie ins,” with the following winning copy…

“Experience a movie like no other, with a taste like no other.”

After watching the 70-minute YouTube searing of the The Phantom Menace, it became clear that Avatar isn’t exactly like “no other.” It’s essentially the new Phantom Menace, in that it should take about another 10 years before the media or anyone else can admit it sucks.

To counter the proposition that Avatar’s marketing budget of $150 million was well used in generating “new-media chatter,” we’d like to offer the following rebuttal…

You are full of shit!

$150 million budgeted to advertise a sure thing? The Phantom Menace is famous for barely doing any Read the rest of this entry »

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SNAKE OIL AWARD: BENJAMIN PALMER

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snakeoil_palmerThe CEO and co-founder of The Barbarian Group (link) has been awarded the November Snake Oil Award for his tireless pursuit of phantom achievements, tactless self-promotion and clueless ability to waste client money on ineffective stunts. All of course, whilst remaining truly obsolete in the digital world by incorporating everything we ridicule about postboomers.

However, our attention isn’t the only news garnered with this approach. It was recently rumored in the media that The Barbarian Group was being sold to Korea’s Cheil Worldwide for a mere quarter of its valuation. Good luck to Palmer on getting out while the getting’s good – or before he turns any older and more clueless in the world of digital advertising.

We first became aware of Benjamin Palmer, as he slouched in a chair during a panel discussion at New York Ad Week, doing his best impersonation of a K-hole. Though not wearing a bedazzled Ed Hardy Read the rest of this entry »

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AVATAR and Digital Dumbing Down

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The buzz surrounding the movie AVATAR, seems unaware that Jar-Jar Binks debuted on screens a decade ago. When George Lucas went down this same path, he was championed as revolutionary in the year 1999. Now in 2009, using digital capture is no longer new nor ground-breaking. Hence my confusion over why exactly James Cameron is being lauded solely for embracing digital production?

Cameron boasted on 60 Minutes recently of his unprecedented achievement in creating everything, “every character, every blade of grass, every cloud…” using digital effects. Yet this has been done before. It’s called a “cartoon.” Bewildering then, that the boomer media didn’t go into overdrive applauding Shrek 3.

On that note, enjoy this Thanksgiving themed parody of CGI from Tim and Eric, that’s on par with the above titles and says all that’s necessary to say.

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