Cougar Town Goes S&M

Cindy McCain
Following our rant on Google’s practice of reading through everyone’s mail and tracking our thoughts like some paperback sci-fi novel – or a government that had their shit together – is this shocking ad. “Shocking,” in that this campaign feels ripped from a private journal… if you consider Penthouse Letters a journal.
Cindy McCain is always toeing the android line with her bleach blonde look and Stepford Wife icy hotness. But now, she’s going all the way with porn star eyeshadow, duct tape over her mouth and “NO” written on her cheek! “NO… not there.”
It’s like this Story of O shit is some deliberate effort to combat the Democratic party’s current impotence and frustration… By stirring some fire in those limp loins. The sexual fantasy dangled here is pretty prime stuff. An industry titan fashioned in the mold of GOP first lady, is secretly a dirty Read the rest of this entry »

