Paradox (noun): A self-contradictory statement that at first seems true

Remember when KFC had the urban myth floating around (Snopes), that they no longer referred to “chicken” on the menu and that their rebranding as “KFC” came as a result of the genetically modified, mutant stuff that they grew in a lab being legally unfit to call “chicken.” Which isn’t that crazy, when you consider the Kosher upheaval that resulted from Burger King disclosing that their white-meat Chick’n patties actually contained pork. The legal argument being that they never expressly sold it as “chicken.”

So who better to advocate for Breast Cancer, than those who deal in carcinogenic breasts all-day long? The fact eating at KFC might contribute to what eventually they support curing brings about another definition – vertical integration.

It’s almost like you can smell the bullshit emanating from the agency boardroom that came up with this fucking trash.

Does LonerBoner have to partner with whoever creates the “negative energy” meters for Scientology, to fabricate somesort of bullshit-meter / online app? Something that can weed through tweets and call-out tactless crap that is the equivalent of starring at the naked Emperor’s hairy ball sac.

Bad advertising in social media tastes like chicken.

Yeah thanks… We nearly forgot that is all just a deliberate attempt to advertise “Kentucky Grilled Chicken” being “…A great choice.”

This kinda stuff makes us wish that you could send people AIDS in the mail.

Tags: Campaign, HateBomb, KFC, Twitter
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