Following our rant on Google’s practice of reading through everyone’s mail and tracking our thoughts like some paperback sci-fi novel -- or a government that had their shit together -- is this shocking ad.  “Shocking,” in that this campaign feels ripped from a private journal… if you consider Penthouse Letters a journal.

Cindy McCain is always toeing the android line with her bleach blonde look and Stepford Wife icy hotness. But now, she’s going all the way with porn star eyeshadow, duct tape over her mouth and “NO” written on her cheek! “NO… not there.”

It’s like this Story of O shit is some deliberate effort to combat the Democratic party’s current impotence and frustration… By stirring some fire in those limp loins. The sexual fantasy dangled here is pretty prime stuff. An industry titan fashioned in the mold of GOP first lady, is secretly a dirty submissive slut. Old money, with an even older husband who’s been neglecting her needs… for health care reform. She needs the White House to grab this situation by the neck and take control.

The smoke-screen for this covert stimulus plan, is a campaign trumpeting gay rights as an issue that crosses political party lines. Like Fox News reports on that? To further the absurdity, it targets intolerance in the vernacular of IMing, Twitter, texting and vanity license plates. As in “NOH8″ (ie: no hate).

The good news is that Araki is already at work on the film adaptation, starring Alicia Silverstone.

Tags: Araki, Campaign, Cindy McCain
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