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Torrent Starz

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Neilsen ratings are not a true indication of what people under 35 are up to.

Case in point, the only good TV show on the air just got canceled. Party Down is a cynical comedy, following LA’s social underclass of “aspiring…” talent. So you have a burned out commercial actor,  a wannabe screenwriter, the sometimes model with a band and a comedian who keeps getting promising auditions. Of course the humor comes from watching all them fail, in small professional / personal / relationship opportunities that could break them free from the recurring nightmare, of temporary employment for party catering outfit that serves those more successful.

The joke of a show comprised of aspirational types, that ignore their current identity despite returning in pink bow-tie, episode after episode – is similar to what the Starz network must have been thinking in producing a series.

“What? Starz has a series? That cable network that no one watches?”

That’s the point. We don’t watch Starz. And they know that. So, we grab torrents of every episode of Party Down and engage with other people about discussing this show that Starz puts out. So now the cable channel with no identity gains some chatter. Not very different from branded content.

Yet… Despite inflating the Starz brand, this whole experiment is somehow judged as a flop… based on Neilsen ratings. Which in no way reflects the fact that everyone under 35 just watches torrents of TV Read the rest of this entry »

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What’s That AO Smell?

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After completely overhauling their brand’s design, dropping beaucoup bucks everywhere on event marketing and then adding on a massive digital staff to gain a foothold on online buzz (Asylum)… AOL decided to go one further and add “advertorial content” to their front page. Wait. What?

Forget any half-assed destruction of their recent rebranding campaign in exchange for minor Hollywood marketing dollars… These geniuses are going Kamikaze. Ignoring all trending summer blockbusters, they’ve focused on giving tiny-font media critics a run for their money. Now, some small-time regional radio station might get away with saying “MacGruber is the funniest SNL film in ages…”, in exchange for a press-junket gift basket. Not AOL. They’ve decided to show everyone how the big-boys play, by making EVERY STORY ON THEIR NEWS PAGE about the new Katherine Heigl / Ashton Kutcher movie.  The one that seems purpose built to obtain the lowest rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Way to pick a winner! This will be like Coke Zero branding with Avatar’s release… If you replace “Coke Zero” with “AOL.” And “Avatar” with “Herpes.”

We’re not even saying “Space Herpes” (YouTube). I mean… Don’t they think that maybe, possibly, this could be a bad idea?

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Pro Abortion Mini-Van

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Saatchi & Saatchi wanted to do something really clever in rebranding the mini-brand image. So they shot TV spots featuring two cool (too cool) young parents repping their cred in a hip-hop style campaign called “Swagger Wagon.” And then they bought up ad space today on YouTube, so everyone sees it.

Apparently Toyota is really into irony at the moment.

You know what else is really ironic? It looks like they cast the lead actress from the current film Greenberg, who’s entire roll consists of sleeping with random dudes and getting an abortion. We guess Saatchi & Saatchi passed that off as a deft way to ignore the “Mommy Syndrome” that goes along with promoting a mini-van.

Talk about “keeping it real.”

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Ad For Kids Movie?

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This ad campaign is currently everywhere. Apparently Dreamworks and company feel it’s not 100% tasteless to promote a kid’s movie as a pun on “What the Fuck Just Happened.”

But then again, if anyone had any sense of good taste they probably wouldn’t be working on another Mike Myers franchise.

Seriously, do they think 8-year olds get the joke? If so, we can’t wait for the inevitable McDonald’s tie ins. Kids will be saying “This Happy Meal tastes like Shrek” and “Go Shrek Yourself.”

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Ad For A Kid’s Movie?

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This ad campaign is currently everywhere. Apparently Dreamworks and company feel it’s not 100% tasteless to promote a kid’s movie as a pun on “What the Fuck Just Happened.”

But then again, if anyone had any sense of good taste they probably wouldn’t be working on another Mike Myers franchise.

Seriously, is the agency behind this trying to appeal to kids and assume that 8-year olds get the joke?

Can’t wait to see the taglines for the inevitable McDonald’s tie ins. Kids will be saying “This Happy Meal tastes like Shrek” and “Go Shrek Yourself.”

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Al Gore Walks Dogs?

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The hackneyed “Eco-Friendly” approach, now appears at every strata of advertising. People… It’s officially time for new ideas. Feel free to suggest your own “faux-green” ad in the comments below.

Related: Bottle Service of Haiti

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Is This Irony?

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Seriously. What agency came up with this tagline?

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Brand Identity?

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This ad is currently running and most likely you’ve seen it several times this week. But do you have any clue who it’s pitching for?

So to make a game of it -- we blurred the logos on the cars above. Now go ahead and pick from the multiple options and we’ll announce the results shortly. It’s pretty funny when you consider the millions that were spent on terms like “brand identity,” “creativity” and “connecting with an audience.”

Now, shifting our focus from advertising being “ineffective,” to downright “incompetant” we have this following 2009 TV spot from a campaign AAMCO spent $30 million dollars on. Did we mention they Read the rest of this entry »

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WTF Demographic Mashup

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Okay, so we made fun of Vice / Virtue / VBS.tv earlier for taking any and all baby-boomer dollars with their “open door” co-branding approach. But really, we’re joking on the lazy agency mentality of outsourcing youth-targeted digital advertising to Vice, who have been selling-out for so long that they’re essentially a joke. But this new one really takes the cake. It’s like they’re making jokes for us.

This bewildering demographics mash-up of AMC, as in American Movie Classics and Vice is pretty clear. AMC wants to re-brand themselves as hip and edgy and Vice wants their money. So somebody sat Read the rest of this entry »

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Bottle Service… For Haiti

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Can you also put “doing blow in the bathroom” as a tax deduction?

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