Oh Shit… Apparently someone upgraded the photo booths in suburban malls, allowing complete morons to now record HD green-screen music videos for their unsigned band demos. One word: A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

In doing so, they also exposed the greatest creative agency for producing social media chatter and viral video buzz – A Suburban Mall in Arizona.

Q: What makes this so funny?

A: People are ACTUALLY TRYING! We’re talking back-up singers, props, mall lingerie (numerous!) and horrible lip-sync to their own demo recordings. Apparently, this has been the elusive secret formula for viral videos all along.

This is better than YouTube, because failure gets funnier the more people try. And we’re not even talking about the “Modeling” video category, that seems like some human trafficking site from the Middle East that could set-up “Taken 2″.

Every single entry here is a shameful reminder that there exists a wasteland outside of NYC. When you become perplexed that “Two And A Half Men” is the highest rated show on TV, then click here as a reminder.

First off, check out “WOMB.” Some goth-pop act that’s anti-oral sex and pro-Lebanon. By the way, this video seems outfitted by Fredrick’s of Hollywood and done with rehearsed vogueing and sincere lyrics. Did we mention, not one drop of irony was spilled recording this entire thing… And there’s a whole site of videos like this. Just take the week off.

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Tags: Social Media, Video, Viral
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